Category Archives: Video Time

When I grow up…can I be the meat man?

This is as disturbing as Human Centipede starring the Golden Girls.

Call me a softy, but I don’t really want to break out into a song and dance whilst juggling animal extremities.

I’m gonna wear your skins like a mask, I’m a meaty meat man working hard.  Bologna looks like big league chew .  This shit is like Hellraiser.  Why is the “meat man” culture so sexist?  Can’t we be co-existing meat “people“.  I think I’m going to vomit, i just watched this three times……

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A Music Video can give you an Acid Washed STD?

Best. Cover. Ever.

This bitch is legitimately insane….I feel my skin crawl when she screams “NASTY”.

Sondra Prill is probably a creepy old woman that goes to the local Chippendales for some cocktails and sexual harassment (One would assume, in her Kathleen Turner-esque voice from years of chain smoking).  She most likely wears an over sized shirt that says, “MILF” which is covered in Chili stains.

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Jump rope for the glory of god.

Watch the video here:

http://videosift.com/video/the-chapman-brothers-jump-rope-for-the-glory-of-god

This woman might be the most clueless person on the planet.  She is also damn sexy with her Linda Gray in Dallas haircut and white trash-soccer mom-suit jacket.  These young jump ropers came to the good ol’ U.S of A from Vietnam via boat…..but Pirates invaded the ship and stole most of the gold they had.

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REALLY?!  Pirates?!!!!

The poor children had a ship full of gold?!

This woman needs a lobotomy.  Although, she must be dead by now, from years of abusing prescription medication and cheap Georgi vodka martinis.

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She also discusses “child abuse”, which is a little known concept.  The jump ropers were hung by their wrists in the trees and beaten by family members…..but according to the host who resembles the Crypt Keeper juxtaposed with Linda Gray…..it’s O.K to spank your children, so they learn to obey.

Hung from trees and beaten= bad

Spanking=good.

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I guess the family of the Jump Ropin’ fools didn’t get that memo.  Thanks Jesus, I guess your fax machine was broken that day.

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